If conservatives don't want to be seen as bitter people who cling to their guns and religion and anti-immigrant sentiments, they should stop being bitter and clinging to their guns, religion and anti-immigrant sentiments.
If you want to get rich with a tax free enterprise that sells nothing, start a church.
Why are the patriots the ones who don't want to spend money on trains?
Every time somebody says 'Islamophobia' it gives the people who are intimidating cover.
Cleavage is to a man what power is to a woman.
There are only three ways a congressman goes out: They die in office, they cash in as a lobbyist, or they mistakenly tweet a picture of their d*ck.