My father said, Bring along your best girl. This is something you say to a pimp!

Rick Santorum beat Mitt Romney in three states on Tuesday. Got a huge amount of fundraising. That's the good news for Rick Santorum. The bad news: people are now Googling 'Santorum.'

Stupidity is not another form of knowledge.

A group of Cuban Americans denounced the Castro government as a fascist regime that monitors and scrutinized its citizens' everyday existence. And then they excused themselves to go watch Big Brother.

When you want to make it clear to the rest of the world that you are not an imperialist, the best countries to have with you are Britain and Spain.

Not a lot of people know about Tunisia. Sarah Palin thinks it's the name of one of Obama's kids.

Oh, America! I could never leave you! You're like my dog, dumb as a post but you make me laugh!