My father said, Bring along your best girl. This is something you say to a pimp!

Men are only as loyal as their options.

So when I say we had been the cowards, yes, that's what I meant, we as a society. And that's everybody, including myself. I had been screaming about the drug war and this war and other wars. I should have been more on terrorism, too. So should you, so should everybody.

A cult is a cult, and that's what a frat is. A place where they strip you of your personality and rebuild it in their image.

I don't know if you heard the news, but Wall Street now is a farmer's market. I don't want to say things are going downhill quickly, but Obama's new campaign slogan is 'Are you better off than you were four days ago?'

When consumers know things, they tend to make informed choices, and that could affect corporate profits. I'm sorry, but your right to know is always going to be outweighed by their right to hide it from you.

Saddam Hussein is Hitler like Oasis was The Beatles.