You'd know if I was the de-facto leader of the Democratic Party, because you'd go down to Walgreen's and buy a pack of blunts.

This country hates professors. It likes Toby Keith - 'I'm gonna put a boot in their ass.' If you don't do that, somehow you can't be strong.

The Republican Party is like the corpse in 'Weekend at Bernies' and the Tea Party is like the two guys who put sunglasses and a party hat on it and drag it around.

In today's Republican Party, there's a term for people who hate charity and love killing: 'Christian.'

I would rather put up with Rush Limbaugh and live in a country where we all do have freedom of speech.

To even win a nomination in this country, you have to say you're a person of great faith. You have to pledge to the people out there that you put your faith in things that are unable to be proven - that you suspend critical thinking as the way to go.

This week Sarah Palin's memoir became a bestseller. It's not even out yet. It's being translated into English.