What is Kanye West's message? Like most rap, "I am the greatest person ever and you're not." I used to call it affirmative action for the ego.

The Republicans released their 'Pledge to America.' It's 21 pages of phony charts and bad ideas. Sarah Palin got a copy, and she said, 'How am I supposed to fit all this crap on my hand?

The plain fact is: religion must die for mankind to live.

But isn't there something wrong when I'm the only guy in the country that got fired for 9/11?

Look, I have never made a secret of the fact that I have tried marijuana... About 50,000 times.

You are what you do. It's about actions.

Nowas you all know, this week, Pope Benedict told Vatican Radio—you know, Vatican Radio, playing the hits from the 8th century, 9th century and today—Benedict told them he was going to resign because the Church needs a fresh, young face, somewhere other than a priest's lap.