Eunice Kennedy Shriver, President Kennedy's sister, endorsed Arnold Schwarzenegger, said he's not a womanizer. Of course by Kennedy standards that means he never drove one off a bridge.

It just seems like the culture war is over, and the gay kissers won.

I saw this anti-drug commercial that showed a kid smoking pot in his dad`s room with his friend. This kid finds a gun, the gun accidentally goes off and kills his friend. Only in America is the villain in this commercial not guns or bad parenting, but pot.

In today's Republican Party, there's a term for people who hate charity and love killing: 'Christian.'

We don't like mystery. You like mystery, 'cause it's not a mystery to you; you know when you're gonna get laid.

The President said that Gold told him to invade Iraq. You see that's what happens when you mix New Testament and Old Milwaukee.

You can't pray away global warming, and that's the difference between religious people and sane people.