We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities.

There's a new iPad out...People are going nuts for this thing...And, today, Mitt Romney said, 'It's a flat piece of white plastic. If you can love it, why not me?'

We need more people speaking out. This country is not overrun with rebels and free thinkers. It's overrun with sheep and conformists.

This country hates professors. It likes Toby Keith - 'I'm gonna put a boot in their ass.' If you don't do that, somehow you can't be strong.

You know what happens when windmills collapse into the sea? A splash.

I think we do sympathize. And a lot of us think a lot of what Snowden did was great, and you're abetting him. But, we also think, well, if we are going to have someone who is going to be the one to take secret materials and disseminate it...why you? You weren't elected to that post. That seems to be what the question always comes down to.

Between Ron Paul and Rick Perry, I think the lesson is don't get sick in Texas.