To all conservative women out there: If you are so sure the embryo needed for stem cell research are precious human life that can't be destroyed, then implant one in your uterus and bring it to term. That's right, put your cervix where your mouth is.

New Rule: If you still think Obama is a Muslim, you just might be a redneck. A Christian church in South Carolina has a sign out front that says 'Obama... Osama... Hmmm... Are they brothers?' No, they're not brothers. In fact, they're not even related, which is more than I can say for the married couples in your church.

Things aren't right. If a burglar breaks into your home and you shoot him, he can sue you. For what, restraint of trade?

The difference between a GOP convention and Comic-Con is that the people at Comic-Con have a much firmer grasp of reality.

What Democratic congressmen do to their women staffers, Republican congressmen do to the country.

When sex is good theres nothing better, when its bad its not bad.

Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.