Rick Perry said Obama's suggestions for gun control disgust him. He said the real answer to this problem isn't laws, it's prayer. You know, i know you're not supposed to say this about elected officials, but I would pay to see Rick Perry defend himself against a school shooter with prayer.

People like the Mormons and the Scientologists, who I think should combine and make a Mormontologist because what they believe is just so out there it's just laughable.

Tea Party has now cost the Republicans 5 senate seats. My next donation is going to them.

God makes trees, he doesn't write books.

People have to stop saying that just because someone is an anti-gay activist they might be gay. They're DEFINITELY GAY!!

What mostly prevents black people from voting is that drug laws send them to prison, and then they can't vote.

If it weren't for acid, you might not have an IPod, and you definitely would not have some of the best music in your IPod.