Eric Holder, our attorney general, says the Mr. Snowden will be brought to justice. Just as soon as we can find someone who can track his calls and read his emails.

I couldn't run for any office. I think that religion is bad, weed is good, and babies are disgusting; who would vote for me?

The Democrats are very bad at selling their own product. The Republicans are geniuses at it. And I've said it before, a bad product well apologized for is superior in this country to a good product.

Maybe a president who didn't believe our soldiers were going to heaven might be a little less willing to get them killed.

We are a nation that is unenlightened because of religion. I do believe that. I think that religion stops people from thinking. I think it justifies crazies.

In New York now, they have Harvey Milk High School for gay students. They don't have much of a football team, but the half-time show . . .

At some point in the last 20 years, the left moved to the center, and the right moved into a mental institution.