Face the fact that there's only one sure-fire way to erase credit card debt. By picking up a big, shiny pair of scissors and cutting your wife in half.
Hi, I'm Bill. I'm a birth survivor.
False hope really makes you cynical.
If Jesus was a Jew, why did he have a Spanish name?
Stand-up is great because I can get everything off my chest.
Republicans are taking the defeat over Health Care as well as Tiger Woods took to marriage.