The idea that I hear from the right wing in the last few decades, is that any sort of sacrifice is an affront to my liberty as an American to be a pig the way I want to.

When you tolerate intolerance, you're not really being a liberal.

I feel terrible for a Palestinian child who dies. But, if it's your father, your brother or your uncle who was firing those rockets into Israel, whose fault is it really? Do you really expect the Israelis not to retaliate?

When those myths were created, when the Bible was written, man didn't know what an atom or a germ was, or where the sun went at night, or why the women got pregnant. [Laughs.] They needed stories to answer the questions.

New Rule: The people of America who were most in favor of the Iraq War must now go there and fight it.

I love Jesus. I just don't like the Christians who don't believe in what he says.

Little do women know what big ideas I have in my pants.