It would be kind of a tragedy if we got to the end of four years of Democratic rule without having really tried any Democratic policies.

As a loyal American and I think a patriotic American, no, I don't want Sarah Palin to be president.

I never, ever in my life tried to be outrageous. I've only ever tried to say what was truly on my mind and not pull punches about it.

This is America. We don't call an election before we know who won. That, after all, is the job of the Supreme Court.

It would be kind of a tragedy if we got to the end of four years of Democratic rule without having really tried any Democratic policies.

A Republican Congressman, Rep. Chris Lee, was caught flirting with a woman trolling for dates on Craigslist and sent her a shirtless photo of himself. He lied about his age and his marital status. He said he was 39 and divorced. He's 46 and married, though being a Republican congressman, I'm guessing he's really 60 and gay.

Please stop assuming that longevity and perfect health is always the correct option. No. Sometimes fun costs ya. It just does, you know? And that's OK, you're willing to make that purchase. Sammy Davis, Jr. was 64 when he died. Give me 64 Sammy-years, I'll be happy.