We take one group of people and we demonize them. Trying to turn people against our Muslim friend and neighbors.

Anyone who is elected mayor of a place called "Sin City" is allowed to be a drunk.

People like the Mormons and the Scientologists, who I think should combine and make a Mormontologist because what they believe is just so out there it's just laughable.

When you look at belief in such things - as do you go to heaven, is there a devil - we have more in common with (Muslin countries) Turkey and Iran and Syria than we do with European nations and Canada and nations that, yes, I would consider more enlightened that us.

Please stop assuming that longevity and perfect health is always the correct option. No. Sometimes fun costs ya. It just does, you know? And that's OK, you're willing to make that purchase. Sammy Davis, Jr. was 64 when he died. Give me 64 Sammy-years, I'll be happy.

If there is such a thing as karma, let's hope that Sarah Palin comes back as a wolf being shot at from a plane.

I never hear terrorists say 'Merry Christmas,' only 'Allahu Akbar'.