We take one group of people and we demonize them. Trying to turn people against our Muslim friend and neighbors.

Death is nature's way of killing you.

Face the fact that there's only one sure-fire way to erase credit card debt. By picking up a big, shiny pair of scissors and cutting your wife in half.

Being politicians, they all got to sharing their personal stories. Obama talked about his mother's battle with cancer. Harry Reid talked about a kid with a cleft palate. And John McCain told how he once carried a brain dead woman through an entire campaign.

Obama has had more fundraisers than the last six presidents combined. And he's still losing in the money race!

There's no greater model, in my view, than Jesus Christ.

The idea that men are from Mars and women are from Venus is a bunch of bullshit. Treat her like you would a friend, and you'll wind up with a lover.