Religion, it stops people from thinking because they think all the answers are in that one book; it impedes progress; it justifies crazy people. Flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative.

Religions are maintained by people. People who can't get laid, because sex is the first great earthly pleasure. But if you can't get that, power is a pretty good second one. And that's what religion gives to people. Power. Power is sex for people who can't get or don't want or aren't any good at sex itself.

Obama is not a secret Kenyon, or a secret Muslim, he's a secret Republican.

I don't dislike children, I just don't particularly want to be around with them a lot. Problem is, neither do their parents.

If I thought the Lord was speaking to me I'd check myself into Bellevue, and I think you should too.

I think the reason why more rapists go into the military is the same reason why predators go into the Catholic Church. It's a place they know they can get away with it.

In today's Republican Party, there's a term for people who hate charity and love killing: 'Christian.'