Religion, it stops people from thinking because they think all the answers are in that one book; it impedes progress; it justifies crazy people. Flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative.

I think the reason why more rapists go into the military is the same reason why predators go into the Catholic Church. It's a place they know they can get away with it.

Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.

Denying racism is the new racism.

Tea Party has now cost the Republicans 5 senate seats. My next donation is going to them.

In ancient times they sacrificed the virgins. Men were not about to sacrifice the sluts!

Ronald Reagan came from show business. His idea of how the government should help the homeless was like your agent. "We'll try to get you work. But don't bug us about it."