Since the Icelandic volcano obviously needs a virgin sacrifice and the Catholic Church obviously needs new leadership the Pope must volunteer to jump in the volcano. Pontiff, don't think of it as endorsing paganism, think of it as supersizing Ash Wednesday.
Bill MaherWichita Falls, Texas is considering using toilet water for drinking. And a dog there today said, 'White people's problems.'
Bill MaherYou can't pray away global warming, and that's the difference between religious people and sane people.
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