If you ignore every single thing Jesus told you to do, you are just auditing. You're not a Christian.
Bill MaherThe American people don't really care what side of an issue you're on. They just don't want you to act like a pussy.
Bill MaherI'm worried about a permanent Republican majority. That's what I'm worried about for the future.
Bill MaherI'd like to protect children, too, but... is everything worth sacrificing to that? I mean, drugs have done a lot of good... They've midwived a lot of good ideas... lot of great songs, you know? I think "Penny Lane" is worth 10 dead kids... I think Dark Side of the Moon is worth 100 dead kids. There, I said it.
Bill Maher