If a President must constantly remind the people that we're at war, then we're not.

People say to me all the time, "I get my news from your show." And that isn't the way they should get their news. But the choice is not between getting their news the right way and getting their news from my show. The choice is that they won't get any at all unless you give it to them in an entertaining package.

Because of the Republicans, I'm not ashamed of being an American. I'm embarrassed!

In New York now, they have Harvey Milk High School for gay students. They don't have much of a football team, but the half-time show . . .

You can behead people, you can crucify them, you can cut their hearts out and eat them on YouTube...but, don't screw with the place where God hid America's oil.

Life is about making tough choices. Sometimes you have to go where your career is going.

Every asshole who ever chanted 'Drill baby drill' should have to report to the Gulf coast today for cleanup duty.