Not a lot of people know about Tunisia. Sarah Palin thinks it's the name of one of Obama's kids.

If Jesus was a Jew, why did he have a Spanish name?

The other financial genius, John McCain, said the fundamentals of our economy are strong, and then yesterday he wanted to fire the head of the SEC -- except you can't as president fire the SEC chairman, it's a non-governmental job. Sarah Palin said today one more gaffe from McCain, and she's going to drop him from the ticket.

The difference between the three Abrahamic religions: Christianity - mumbling to the ceiling, Judaism - mumbling to the wall, Islam - mumbling to the floor.

I hear a lot of talk today about xenophobia. Is it really phobia if you have something to be afraid of?

Unemployment is down, confidence is up, DOW 5,000 above Bush - or as Republicans put it, let's talk about gay people and abortion!

All I did was tell the truth. That's is what the whole show is about! And if Politically Incorrect has to go down for it, so be it!