I am so tired of rearranging my life around what the stupidest people might do.

Obama has had more fundraisers than the last six presidents combined. And he's still losing in the money race!

I would describe my spirituality as exactly the opposite of having a religious affiliation.

The answer isn't another pill. The answer is spinach.

A president can be unpopular for good reasons. You know, I'm not always on the side that the people are right, for God's sake. But, you know, he's not popular when he goes overseas. He couldn't go to Rosa Parks' funeral.

You know, if you're an American and you're born at this time in history especially, you're lucky. We all are. We won the world history Powerball lottery...

If we stopped calling it profiling and started calling it "proactive intelligence screening" or "high alert detecting", people would be saying "Well, it's about time".