A new biography of Madonna came out last week, and apparently the biography lists all the men she's slept with. The book is apparently called the Manhattan Telephone Directory.

I'm staying in a strange hotel. I called room service for a sandwich and they sent up two hookers.

Time magazine put Chris Christie on the cover with the caption, 'The Elephant in the Room.' And People magazine named him 'Sexiest Garbage Truck in a Suit.'

There's a phrase we live by in America: "In God We Trust". It's right there where Jesus would want it: on our money.

Hi, I'm Bill. I'm a birth survivor.

If we stopped calling it profiling and started calling it "proactive intelligence screening" or "high alert detecting", people would be saying "Well, it's about time".

The church has historically been very slow to embrace technology. Until very recently, their idea of a laptop was an altar boy.