I think the news people no longer have any idea of what covering the news is.

Arnold was on the 'Today' show today, he was a little light on specifics. He said he could solve California's $38 billion budget deficit, without cutting spending or raising taxes because there was a third way. What is it? Let's just say it involves a robot going back in time to convince Gray Davis to go into dentistry.

I never hear terrorists say 'Merry Christmas,' only 'Allahu Akbar'.

If you ignore every single thing Jesus told you to do, you are just auditing. You're not a Christian.

I love Jesus. I just don't like the Christians who don't believe in what he says.

The [Libyan] rebels this week kind of hinted to the United States that they could use a little help. Right. Like, America would just blunder around the Middle East killing people without all the facts. That doesn't sound like the America I know.

Marvel Comics announced that the next Captain America will be black. He has the same powers as white Captain America, except he has to show I.D. when he votes.