I do miss George Bush. Compared to these teabaggers and the people who are pandering to them, he looks like a professor.

Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic.

The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them.

Based on every statement I’ve heard out of any Republican in the last two years, the Israelis are controlling our government.

I don't think all life is precious. I know people say that all the time, "Life is precious." I think some life is precious, and some life is just a waste of protoplasm. Start over.

McCain was introduced at the convention last night by his wife -- I won't say 'trophy wife' -- but she did $300,000 worth of clothes and jewelry on, no matter to the party of the little guy. But Cindy McCain talked about how his character, honor and integrity made him the exact kind of married man she was looking to pick up at a bar.

The cable TV sex channels don't expand our horizons, don't make us better people, and don't come in clearly enough.