Scientists say an 8.9 earthquake here could knock down buildings, flood coastal areas... and improve the roads.
Bill MaherThe cable TV sex channels don't expand our horizons, don't make us better people, and don't come in clearly enough.
Bill MaherPaul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic.
Bill MaherI would rather put up with Rush Limbaugh and live in a country where we all do have freedom of speech.
Bill Maher