You would think there is a higher bar than having a Facebook page to run for president.

I don't want to be a pessimist. I'm a realist. One man's realist is another man's pessimist.

Let's make a law that gay people can have birthdays, but straight people get more cake - you know, to send the right message to kids.

And what is the Republican solution to these outrageous [racial] inequalities? There isn't one. And that's the point. Denying racism is the new racism. To not acknowledge those statistics, to think of that as a 'black problem' and not an American problem. To believe, as a majority of FOX viewers do, that reverse-racism is a bigger problem than racism, that's racist.

When sex is good theres nothing better, when its bad its not bad.

Trying to get today's Republicans to accept basic facts is like trying to get your dog to take a pill. You have to feed them the truth wrapped in a piece of baloney, hold their snouts shut and stroke their throats. and even then, just when you think they've swallowed it, they spit it out on the linoleum.

Some people think I enjoy debate. I don't. I wish everyone agreed with me; it would save a lot of time.