Tea-baggers love the truth. They just hate facts.

Democrats are afraid of polls. Republicans aren`t afraid of polls. Republicans make polls. Democrats run from polls.

I'm worried about a permanent Republican majority. That's what I'm worried about for the future.

The tea baggers. The one thing they hate is when you call them racist. The other thing they hate is black people. But they won't say it.

Barack Obama is the President of the United States, a politician in America, a very religious country, so I understand why he has to pretend to be a religious person himself. I say pretend because, I can only hope that someone as bright as he, wouldn't really believe that people can walk on water and ride a winged horse and rain frogs and you can change water into wine.

If a President must constantly remind the people that we're at war, then we're not.

I kid Fox News, but they may be a little biased. We had an earthquake here on Monday, and they reported that 'the earth's crust was emboldened by Obama's weakness.'