Herman Cain answered the Wall Street protesters, and he had a message for these protesters. He said, 'If you don't have a job, if you're not rich, don't blame Wall Street, don't blame the banks, blame yourself.' And a nation of out of work teabaggers said, 'Yeah! Hey, wait a minute.'

Also, in the category of 'obvious but still shocking,' an animal called a 'killer whale' killed someone who was trying to play with it. Now, no one knows exactly what enraged the whale, but earlier in the week, it had been thrown off a flight by Southwest Airlines.

The only thing I hate worse than prophecy is self-fulfilling prophecy

Talk to women who've ever dated an Arab man. The results are not good.

Being a conservative also used to involve the concept of people being free to do whatever they want to do, as long as it doesn't hurt somebody else. Conservatives used to be very libertarian.

Tea Party has now cost the Republicans 5 senate seats. My next donation is going to them.

Catholicism has changed tremendously in recent years. Now when Communion is served there is also a salad bar.