John Kerry is finding out that it is no fun to be the front runner, that's when you get all the heat. He had to deny internet rumors this week that he had Botox treatments. The Republicans say Kerry should have a clear, unfurrowed brow the old fashioned way by not giving a sh--.

There are two things that you have to lie to get through. One is politics, and the other is marriage.

Well, I hate to tell youbut if you have a flu shot for more than five years in a row, there's ten times the likelihood that you'll get Alzheimer's disease.

Denying racism is the new racism.

Jim Bakker spells his name with two k's because three would be too obvious.

The other guys are selling certainty. Not me. I'm on the corner with doubt.

I do think the patriotic thing to do is to critique my country. How else do you make a country better but by pointing out its flaws?