They're talking about banning cigarette smoking now in any place that's used by ten or more people in a week, which, I guess, means that Madonna can't even smoke in bed.

If you ignore every single thing Jesus told you to do, you are just auditing. You're not a Christian.

We had a national tragedy this week, and the President of the United States and Sarah Palin both made speeches on the same day. Obama came out against lunatics with guns, she gave the rebuttal.

Romney, Gingrich, Santorum spent their week lecturing America about the morality of birth control. You know, you guys don't need birth control, you are birth control.

Be out of the mainstream. I'm out of the mainstream. I enjoy it, who wants to be in the mainstream?

You're not a patriot unless even when you lose, it's still your country.

you know... there is a name for people who are always wrong about everything all the time.... husband!!!