The difference between a GOP convention and Comic-Con is that the people at Comic-Con have a much firmer grasp of reality.

I don't know anyone less Jesus like than Christians.

The younger generation is supposed to rage against the machine, not for it. They're supposed to question authority, not question those who question authority.

The Republicans released their 'Pledge to America.' It's 21 pages of phony charts and bad ideas. Sarah Palin got a copy, and she said, 'How am I supposed to fit all this crap on my hand?

But isn't there something wrong when I'm the only guy in the country that got fired for 9/11?

40% of homicides go unsolved. You know, it's not a very good record. And, also, 95% of convictions in America come from plea bargaining, which is often coerced. It's like we have the worst of both worlds. We don't convict the guilty enough, and we coerce the innocent too much.

Whoever needs the relationship less has all the power.