People have to stop saying that just because someone is an anti-gay activist they might be gay. They're DEFINITELY GAY!!

Failing to warn the citizens of a looming weapon of mass destruction- and that's what global warming is- in order to protect oil company profits, well, that fits for me the definition of treason.

Cleavage is to a man what power is to a woman.

I was watching Ashlee Simpson on Jay's show last night... She was really singing, and I was saying, 'Bring back the lip synch'... And it struck me that Ashlee Simpson is a lot like George Bush - because she wouldn't even really be in the big leagues if it wasn't for family connections, and she's in way over her head. And she doesn't know what to do. And she blamed her band.

We had a national tragedy this week, and the President of the United States and Sarah Palin both made speeches on the same day. Obama came out against lunatics with guns, she gave the rebuttal.

Maybe a president who didn't believe our soldiers were going to heaven might be a little less willing to get them killed.

In ancient times they sacrificed the virgins. Men were not about to sacrifice the sluts!