People have to stop saying that just because someone is an anti-gay activist they might be gay. They're DEFINITELY GAY!!

I was out at the HBO party, these are liberals, I imagine, and a lot of people came up to me and said, "Keep giving it to the president."

We need more people speaking out. This country is not overrun with rebels and free thinkers. It's overrun with sheep and conformists.

The car bomb was fertilizer, gasoline, fireworks and propane tanks...still safer than a Toyota.

When it comes to religion, we're not two sides of the same coin, and you don't get to put your unreason up on the same shelf with my reason. Your stuff has to go over there, on the shelf with Zeus and Thor and the Kraken, with the stuff that is not evidence-based, stuff that religious people never change their mind about, no matter what happens.

A lot of people say they are dyslexic; some have to realize that they are just stupid.

Why is the AMA for 'Obamacare'? If this is going to hurt doctors, why are they for 'Obamacare'?