Thanks [Donald] Trump for exposing evangelicals as 'shameless hypocrites'.
Heroin may be bad, but it sure as hell hasn't hurt my CD collection.
I love Jesus. I just don't like the Christians who don't believe in what he says.
John McCain, who once called Jerry Falwell and Pat Robertson 'forces of evil', has now come out for teaching intelligent design. That is sad, when smart people have to pretend to be so dumb to get elected.
I think capital punishment works great. Every killer you kill never kills again.
When I see the toothless guy, as a liberal, what I say is, 'I want to help you get teeth.' Why does that make me an a**hole?