The car bomb was fertilizer, gasoline, fireworks and propane tanks...still safer than a Toyota.

Faith means the purposeful suspension of critical thinking. It’s nothing to be admired.

President Obama invited John McCain to the White House to give his opinion on Egypt, specifically what it's like to be a mummy.

In New York, Catholic groups have forced an art gallery to shut down an exhibition of a six-foot image of Jesus in chocolate. So, the Archbishop of New York was very upset. He said, 'It is appalling to make Jesus out of food! Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go bake some communion wafers.'

I think religion is a neurological disorder.

I have two dogs. If I had retarded children, I'd be a hero. And yet, the dogs are pretty much the same thing.

I would rather put up with Rush Limbaugh and live in a country where we all do have freedom of speech.