Is it [hunting] really a sport if you have all the equipment and your opponent doesn't know a game is going on?

The jury could get the case as early as next week, but the defense says they just want to introduce one last-minute load of crap.

Sarah Palin should not be on vacation. She should be in summer school.

The First Amendment was specifically designed for citizens to insult politicians. Libel laws were written to protect law students speaking out on political issues from getting called whores by Oxycontin addicts.

I'm staying in a strange hotel. I called room service for a sandwich and they sent up two hookers.

It's going to be Perry, it's going to be Romney...It's sort of a battle for the soul of the Republican Party - and they have no soul, but the space where a soul would be.

I think the news people no longer have any idea of what covering the news is.