Is it [hunting] really a sport if you have all the equipment and your opponent doesn't know a game is going on?

Don't you miss the days when America was just morally bankrupt?

If you belonged to a political party or a social club that was tied to as much bigotry, misogyny, homophobia, violence, and sheer ignorance as religion is, you'd resign in protest. To do otherwise is to be an enabler, a mafia wife.

I love the Tea Party. They are the ultimate beer goggles. They make everything look better.

If Jesus was a Jew, why did he have a Spanish name?

Sam Brownback, Mike Huckabee and Tom Tancredo - those were the three guys who said they do not believe in evolution. The irony will be on them when their campaigns die off in favor of stronger, fitter campaigns.

Life is not like a box of chocolates unless there's a few turds in the box.