Scientists say an 8.9 earthquake here could knock down buildings, flood coastal areas... and improve the roads.
Bill MaherNew Rule: News organizations have to stop using the phrase: "We go beyond the headlines." That's your job, dummy. You don't see American Airlines saying, "We land our jets on the runway"!
Bill MaherI understand we're on our way to being a Third World country. Could we just stop at 'Second World' before we get there?
Bill Maher