That's what's so great about the Internet. It allows pompous blow-hards to connect with other pompous blow-hards in a vast circle-jerk of pomposity.

If you believe Jesus ever had a good word for war or torture or tax cuts for the rich, or raping the earth, or refusing water to dying migrants, then you might as well believe bunnies lay painted eggs.

BP today finally managed to almost completely stop the flow of information.

There's a phrase we live by in America: "In God We Trust". It's right there where Jesus would want it: on our money.

The country has become much more conservative, partly because it's been taken over by the religious right.

Little do women know what big ideas I have in my pants.

Kids. They're not easy, but there has to be some penalty for having sex.