There are two things that you have to lie to get through. One is politics, and the other is marriage.
Bill MaherRush Limbaugh, who has made a career preaching that anybody who does drugs has got to go right to jail - do not pass go, no questions asked, right to jail - gets caught doing thirty oxycontin a day. Thirty oxycontin?! Do you have any idea how high that is?! I don't, and I've been pretty high!
Bill MaherIdiots must stop claiming that atheism is a religion. Religion is defined as the belief in and worship of a superhuman controlling power. And atheism isโฆ precisely not that. Atheism is a religion like abstinence is a sex position
Bill MaherThe true axis of evil in America is the brilliance of our marketing combined with the stupidity of our people.
Bill Maher