Denying racism is the new racism.

The comedy gods are smiling on me tonight, because I have been saying, for the longest time, that president Bush must set a timetable for removing his head from his ass...and, by god, today they went in and looked for it... They didn't find it. So now we don't know where it is, but at least for once in my life, I get to see the words "Bush", "operation", and "success" in the same sentence.

Democrats are afraid of polls. Republicans aren`t afraid of polls. Republicans make polls. Democrats run from polls.

Obama is not a secret Kenyon, or a secret Muslim, he's a secret Republican.

Being a conservative also used to involve the concept of people being free to do whatever they want to do, as long as it doesn't hurt somebody else. Conservatives used to be very libertarian.

It would be kind of a tragedy if we got to the end of four years of Democratic rule without having really tried any Democratic policies.

The country can't get well if the people are sick. And the people are sick.