Gordon Gekko was right: greed is good. Because, the potty-trained Republicans have now stepped forward - like the Koch brothers - to say, 'You know what? You yokels stop talking about defaulting on the debt, because I'm going to lose a fortune!'

In fact, because people are religious, they think they can do bad things.

If you belonged to a political party or a social club that was tied to as much bigotry, misogyny, homophobia, violence, and sheer ignorance as religion is, you'd resign in protest. To do otherwise is to be an enabler, a mafia wife.

God makes trees, he doesn't write books.

I like groaning. That means that you're not pandering to their already settled prejudices.

Canadian bacon isn't bacon. It's ham.

As you go down the path of life, ask whats true. Not who else believes it.