Anyone who tells you that they know, they just know what happens when you die, I promise you, you dont. How can I be so sure? Because I dont know and you do not possess mental powers that I do not.
Bill MaherI always say to my religious friends, if a pool had even one turd in it, would you jump in?
Bill MaherOsama bin Laden put out a new video. The timing of this video has some people upset, three days before we vote. It looks like he's trying to influence the election. And I'll tell you, it's not going to work. Americans know Osama bin Laden does not pick our president. The Supreme Court does.
Bill MaherI think America causes cancer, longevity is less important than fun, and young people should be discouraged from voting.
Bill Maher