I don't hate America. I love America. I want it to be better. The only way we can get it to be better is to realistically criticize what's wrong with it.

Life is about making tough choices. Sometimes you have to go where your career is going.

Remember, guns don't kill people - unless you practice real hard.

I don't know if [Barack Obama] saw the latest religion survey, but almost a quarter of the country are Nones. I don't mean the ones who hit me on the knuckles with a ruler in Sunday School - I mean they put "None" for religion.

Some people think I enjoy debate. I don't. I wish everyone agreed with me; it would save a lot of time.

Look, I have never made a secret of the fact that I have tried marijuana... About 50,000 times.

The difference between a GOP convention and Comic-Con is that the people at Comic-Con have a much firmer grasp of reality.