This is a powerful message from our government: we will not be intimidated by bombs; we will not be intimidated by poison; this is America, if you're a violent, paranoid lunatic, you must use a gun!
Bill MaherThe car bomb was fertilizer, gasoline, fireworks and propane tanks...still safer than a Toyota.
Bill MaherNew Rule: If an Evangelical tries to use Halloween to pimp Jesus to kids, they get to egg his house. On Halloween, the president of the American Family Association urged his flock to hand out a Christian-based comic book instead of candy. Excuse me, Halloween isn't a time to push your beliefs. You don't see me handing out pot to kids...Okay, well not the little kids.
Bill MaherYou can't pray away global warming, and that's the difference between religious people and sane people.
Bill Maher