I think what's dangerous is the idea that someone can wash away your sins.

Religion, it stops people from thinking because they think all the answers are in that one book; it impedes progress; it justifies crazy people. Flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative.

What Democratic congressmen do to their women staffers, Republican congressmen do to the country.

I don't know if you heard the news, but Wall Street now is a farmer's market. I don't want to say things are going downhill quickly, but Obama's new campaign slogan is 'Are you better off than you were four days ago?'

A lot of people say they are dyslexic; some have to realize that they are just stupid.

Laughter is sort of a natural truth detector. If you laugh at something, it's probably because there was some truth in it.

If we were a dog and God owned us, the cops would come and take us away.