Edward Snowden gave a little press conference today. He is apparently seeking temporary asylum in Russia. Because, you know, when you're tired of the government snooping into everything you do, Putin's Russia is definitely the place you want to go.
Bill MaherNot a lot of people know about Tunisia. Sarah Palin thinks it's the name of one of Obama's kids.
Bill MaherWhen you get people who are out of office, suddenly their tongues loosen up and suddenly they say the things that you wish they'd said or did when they were in office.
Bill MaherIn America, youโre allowed to justify almost any kind of bigotry, sexism, or intolerance if you source it to Godโs big book of bad ideas.
Bill MaherYou can refer to god and you are really just talking about nature. If you are going to say the universe is god, then everything is god, everything is religion. But when we explore traditional religion we are talking about humanistic gods people pray to, that they think can intervene in our lives, who run sort of a heaven-and-hell operation for the afterworld.
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