Every asshole who ever chanted 'Drill baby drill' should have to report to the Gulf coast today for cleanup duty.

I think America causes cancer, longevity is less important than fun, and young people should be discouraged from voting.

What is Kanye West's message? Like most rap, "I am the greatest person ever and you're not." I used to call it affirmative action for the ego.

I think Democrats are complacent. They think that Russia is going to save us. Bob Mueller is going to come in with a report.

Community is gathering around a fire and listening to someone tell a story.

Tt just seems to be human nature to seem to want to posit in another human being, qualities that you must know, in part of your mind, that human being couldn't possess because you don't possess.

I don't want to be a pessimist. I'm a realist. One man's realist is another man's pessimist.