In an average moral universal society, good people will try to do the right thing, and psychotic people will do wicked things. But if you want to make good people do wicked things, you need them to be religious.

Why are the patriots the ones who don't want to spend money on trains?

So many kids are fat drug addicts these days, it's almost as if Rush Limbaugh had puppies.

Death is nature's way of killing you.

Last week, I suggested the candidates take up mushrooms. I'll be damned if Rick Perry didn't take me up on that.

Let us not become so tolerant that we tolerate intolerance.

I think religion is a neurological disorder.