Between Ron Paul and Rick Perry, I think the lesson is don't get sick in Texas.

I think the news people no longer have any idea of what covering the news is.

This is the worst thing to happen to beaches since the Speedo.

You can't pray away global warming, and that's the difference between religious people and sane people.

If the bible myth of Jonah in the whale and the Mother Goose myth of Jack and the Beanstalk were switched at birth so that Jack in the Beanstalk were in the bible, do you think any child would notice?

Ronald Reagan was an anti-government, union-busting, race baiting, anti-abortion, anti-gay, anti-intellectual, who cut rich people's taxes in half, had a incurable case of the military-industrial complex, and said Medicare was socialism that would destroy our freedom. Both sides really should stop pretending he was something other than the man most responsible for our decline.

If you came into the theater believing in the talking snake, it's kind of hard to leave the theater still believing in the talking snake.