The reason I love my dog so much is because when I come home, he's the only one in the world who treats me like I'm the Beatles.

No politician is perfect. But in every election in your life, there will be one choice that is better than the others. Go out and vote for that one.

You can’t be a rational person six days a week and on one day of the week, go to a building, and think you are drinking the blood of a two thousand year old space god. That doesn’t make you a person of faith…, that makes you a schizophrenic.

I think the reason why more rapists go into the military is the same reason why predators go into the Catholic Church. It's a place they know they can get away with it.

The shame would be if Democrats get thrown out of office without ever having tried Democratic policies.

Naturally the smart thing to do to solve your economic woes is to demonize the Democrats. And of course, Sarah Palin is more than happy to oblige. She's been saying that Obama hangs out with terrorists. And you know, I think the evangelical lady who's in a video getting blessed by a witch doctor, who's married to a secessionist, and can't name a newspaper -- she's right, Obama is scary.

The plain fact is: religion must die for mankind to live.