Because of the Republicans, I'm not ashamed of being an American. I'm embarrassed!

This week Sarah Palin's memoir became a bestseller. It's not even out yet. It's being translated into English.

I have such disdain for anybody who gets joy out of blowing the stuffing out of a little woodland creature, that I don't really care if any of them gets shot.

People say to me all the time, "I get my news from your show." And that isn't the way they should get their news. But the choice is not between getting their news the right way and getting their news from my show. The choice is that they won't get any at all unless you give it to them in an entertaining package.

The people who got everything wrong are back on TV talking about the place they got all wrong? Cheney, Bill Kristol, Paul Wolfowitz, Richard Perle. It's like Satan's VIP list for Hell.

I like groaning. That means that you're not pandering to their already settled prejudices.

Whatever good religion has done, it has come at a terrible price.