Obama has had more fundraisers than the last six presidents combined. And he's still losing in the money race!

One of the advantages of atheism is takes so little of your time.

Reverend Ted Haggard's followers still think he's not gay. I'm not kidding. In their world, there are no gay people. There are just straight people who are sinning. They don't want to do it, but the Devil makes them! He targets people like Reverend Ted. That's how it happened. The Devil got hold of Reverend Ted, and Ted said, 'Get thee behind me, Satan! And put it in, gently'.

False hope really makes you cynical.

The cable TV sex channels don't expand our horizons, don't make us better people, and don't come in clearly enough.

Conservatives claim [Hillary] Clinton campaign involved in satanic 'spirit cooking'.

We're all gonna be gay if we get health care!