Just because your tattoo has Chinese characters in it doesn't make you spiritual. It's right above the crack of your ass, and it translate to beef with broccoli. The last time you did anything spiritual, you were praying to God you weren't pregnant. You're not spiritual. You're just high.

If nobody is clear on what you're protesting, it's not a protest. Thousands of people gathered in London this week to voice their disapproval of the G-20. Their basic message being, Stop all your globalizing and unite the world!

Between Ron Paul and Rick Perry, I think the lesson is don't get sick in Texas.

If you ignore every single thing Jesus told you to do, you are just auditing. You're not a Christian.

I don't understand why the police are infallible. They remind me a lot of the Catholic Church.

I never hear terrorists say 'Merry Christmas,' only 'Allahu Akbar'.

What's going to be hard for the United States is that our policy for a long time has been a two-state solution; the Palestinians should have their own state. Now, the Palestinians are going to the U.N. and saying, 'We're having the U.N. vote to say we have our own state. Well, if that's your policy, United States of America, why are you vetoing it?' Which we will do.