The difference between the three Abrahamic religions: Christianity - mumbling to the ceiling, Judaism - mumbling to the wall, Islam - mumbling to the floor.

Ask your doctor if getting off your ass is right for you

Selling pot allowed me to get through college and make enough money to start off in comedy.

There is good news. Scientists sent a probe down there in the Gulf of Mexico today and they found traces of seawater.

As a loyal American and I think a patriotic American, no, I don't want Sarah Palin to be president.

Did you see the 2000 Republican Presidential Convention? The last time the Republicans had that many Black people on a stage, they were selling them!

There was one awkward moment where a black man stood-up to ask a question and out of habit, Bush said 'Clemency denied.'