Karl Rove thinks we shouldn’t have Hillary Clinton in the White House because she fell and hit her head a couple years ago, spent three days in the hospital, and maybe she has brain damage. You know, I don’t recall the Republicans being this concerned with mental fitness during the years when Reagan was talking to house plants in the White House.

You can always tell when Obama's negotiations with the Republicans are winding down, because he's missing his watch and his lunch money.

I don't want to start a movement that mirrors religion. I don't want to create the church of the non-believers where I'm the preacher and we're all gathering together and reciting things.

The other guys are selling certainty. Not me. I'm on the corner with doubt.

Tt just seems to be human nature to seem to want to posit in another human being, qualities that you must know, in part of your mind, that human being couldn't possess because you don't possess.

Just be happy that something traveled 5,000 miles across the Pacific and, for once, it wasn't your job.

When you want to make it clear to the rest of the world that you are not an imperialist, the best countries to have with you are Britain and Spain.