I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible literally.

The "Power of One" is a slogan--not a goal.

If we go back to the beginning, we shall find that ignorance and fear created the gods; that fancy, enthusiasm, or deceit adorned them; that weakness worships them; that credulity preserves them and that custom, respect and tyranny support them in order to make the blindness of men serve their own interests. If the ignorance of nature gave birth to gods, the knowledge of nature is calculated to destroy them.

Scientists say an 8.9 earthquake here could knock down buildings, flood coastal areas... and improve the roads.

Selling pot allowed me to get through college and make enough money to start off in comedy.

The NYPD must stop acting like the only thing black people do is run from them and shoot at them. Believe it or not there are some black New Yorkers who won't run and can't shoot -- they're called the #‎ Knicks .

The true axis of evil in America is the brilliance of our marketing combined with the stupidity of our people.