Scientists say an 8.9 earthquake here could knock down buildings, flood coastal areas... and improve the roads.

If Jesus was a Jew, why did he have a Spanish name?

It is appalling to make Jesus out of food! Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to go bake some communion wafers.

Jesus, as a philosopher is wonderful. There's no greater role model, in my view, than Jesus Christ. It's just a shame that most of the people who follow him and call themselves Christians act nothing like him.

There was one awkward moment where a black man stood-up to ask a question and out of habit, Bush said 'Clemency denied.'

That's America for you - a red herring culture, always scared of the wrong things. The fact is, there are a lot of creepy middle-aged men out there lusting for your kids. They work for MTV, the pharmaceutical industry, McDonald's, Marlboro and K Street.

I would rather put up with Rush Limbaugh and live in a country where we all do have freedom of speech.